has it been a good year did we do well were we loved and without a head spinning daydream morning butt heads with the rifle and dance the dance of the wild forest ranger with hair with split ends and laugh and laugh and laugh... i'm crying.....happiness feels like the best thing to share

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Tar

Finished a new dubstep track. Check it out!

Happy Holidays to all you lovely Number-twoians out there :)

I'm off to Saskatoon tomorrow for a week so hopefully i get to work on a couple toons if ya know what i mean. Peace and see you all sooon!!

Signal Calling Outward by Cpt.K



there is a world i'd like to leave behind for i lost all my thoughts and stumbled on all my dreams and dead tired i laid my head down on the soft wetness of a broken branch dipping my ever growing expanse in the doubts that flitted past without equal

Master of Pants - Sinisteresquesite Moskenstraumen

Sinisteresquesite Moskenstraumen by masterofpants

Capt K- Suspended in a Theater



Just finished a new tune. It's called "Suspended in a theater" and as always you can download it at my soundcloud.

Suspended in a Theatre by Cpt.K

Master of Pants - Language Barrier

Freestyle Squid Torpedo's by masterofpants

Carl, good to see you!

If you touch that doorknob, I'll arrest you!

we'd catch a couple phat bass you know, 

just pull em out of the water and just drop em there

a couple phat bass would just drop

you can't jsut go out, and go get walleye

you got to have the right baits to get em you cant have no girly baits with ya

1. Freestyle Squid Torpedo's

2. Language Barrier ( feat. Record Time Audio)

3. Flipping the Stight of Flairs

4. I Be A Dragon I See Sheets

5. Selenic Odusseia

35:47

320 MP3 MEDIAFIRE DOWNLOAD

'NOTHA LITTLE DANGLE FOR YA

Pizza here. 

So I recorded another song the other day, not an original. It took me three tries. It was recorded on an acoustic guitar with 4 strings, and was mostly accidental. I hope you enjoy.

Can't Hardly Wait - The Replacements
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZJCGXREB

I'm thinking I might record myself an EP here sometime soon, put it up on the ol' #2. I've got some collaboations lined up! Pretty excited. As well, Flint is going to record with our good friend Corin Roddick this weekened, so I and the rest of the guys are very VERY excited for that. 

Anyways, I do hope you enjoy.

xoxo

Pizza McKeen

elbow grease + spit shine

FUCKO-S!

HAHA AND HERZLICHE WILKOMMEN ZU THEE NEW
NUMBER TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bit of fresh scaffloding and macaroni should hold it in place for generations to cum.

HOWEVER

We definitely got to keep up with current trends and events so i present to you
THE DECEMBER ISSUE OF NUMBER TWO'S BI BI BI WEEK AND A HALF LY

FEAST YER BRAINS ON THIS SNAFU
AND REMEMBER
STUPIDITY IS A DIS-EASE OF THE MIND

CHINA IS DOIN EXPERIMENTS IN QUANTUM TELEPORTATION
THANK YOU WIKILEAKS(support the mirrors. censorship more like censor scared shitless. only 837 documents out of 251,287. release em all baby. apparently there's even stuff on UFO'S! fuck the man and his dental plan)

USER CREATED REALITIES FINALLY PROVEN

UK GOVT DECIDES TO SAY UP YERS WITH THOUGHT AND LOGIC WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR DRUG POLICY

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT WE GOT OVER RASCISM........ IT'S STILL ALIVE AND KICKING!

HORNETS ARE POWERED BY SOLAR ENERGY

THE US OF A REMAINS A FASCIST STATE FILLED FULL OF PAWTY POOPERS AND DECREPIT SENILE MENOPAUSAL DINOSAURS
I refuse to post anythang on this since it is so incredibly fucking apparent.
-We got chaney taking bribes from the nigerians
-the fact that it's obviously a one party system controlled by a ruling corporate elite that is driven by fear and greed
-faith based groups got stimulus money. HELL MCDONALDS GOT STIMULUS MONEY
-  the systematic forced "cuddling" for allowance to use transportation in complete disregard for the bill of rights or common decency/sense
 and the list goes on.......... do yer own research ya loverly filthy schmucks

YOGA IS WITCHCRAFT
(apparently acupuncture too)

ISRAEL IS ACTUALLY A SATANIC STATE

DEMOCRACY FAILS WORLDWIDE BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE ITS ABOUT WORKING TOGETHER NOT ABOUT WHO WINS

CREATION OF MATTER?!?!?!? ENERGY PROBLEMS AND LIMITED RESOURCES A POSSIBLE THING OF THE PAST?!?!?!?!?!(how are ye gonna fight yer wars now boys?) HERE'S HOPIN'!

INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ARE MORE DEPRESSED AND SELF DESTRUCTIVE THAN DUMB FOLK

EVERYONE IS SCHIZOPHRENIC AND NEGATIVE OUTBREAKS ARE CAUSED BY BAD NEUROHEDONIC ENGINEERING (aka DENIAL aka EGO AND "I" IN SINGULAR FOR TOO LONG)

POSSIBILITY ABOUNDS FOR OTHER LIFE FORMS

WE HAVE A VERY TAKE RELATIONSHIP WITH MOTHER EARTH THAT WE HAVE AND ARE CONTINUALLY ABUSING

MEMORY MODIFICATION CREATES IDENTITY

THE WAR ON SOME DRUGS CONTINUES EPIC FAILURE OF CONSCIOUSNESS CTRL BUT AN ASTOUNDING SUCCESS IN REDUCING WORLD POPULATION

AFGHANISTAN TWO NOW LONGER THAN THE ORIGINAL

SEX MAGIC EXPLAINED (sorta. dr. reich is back baby)!

 PEOPLE CAN BE DELUDEDLY INTOLERANT OR HAVE INCREDIBLY BORING DULL SEX LIVES THAT THEY USE TO BRING DOWN THOSE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE ONES THAT WORK aka ACTUALLY FUN (or perhaps they are just silly people who cling on to some rigidly dogmatic interpretation of some book that has inspired more genocides than any other, without questioning what the content is in said book)

CELEBRITY NEWS AT ALL TIME HIGH! A SIGN THAT MANY HAVE NO LIVES OR LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH OTHERS BECAUSE OF MATERIALISTIC SELF PITY/ SHEER UTTERLY MISPLACED BOREDOM

FAST FOOD HITS NEW er..... HEIGHTS

IT'S A MAD MAD MAD WORLD OF APES OUT THERE
GET WISE
GIVE 'EM HELL
AND
FUCK `EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
sinsuckerly,

The Magistar Looney
0=2

is there a faster way to have fun

there is no way out or is there? i don't want out i want in, i want to live with you and spend time laughing and picking up sticks, there is no hope for me, i am in love with you happiness makes me sad i am an elephant drinking water begging you for mercy the sun is setting i am laughing you are smiling we are dying in the darkness two heads shrunk in laughter two opposite shifting wordless pages begging for more, in content dreams in mindless cells in too many things to forget and dream and remember and say it