HAHA AND HERZLICHE WILKOMMEN ZU THEE NEW
Bit of fresh scaffloding and macaroni should hold it in place for generations to cum.
We definitely got to keep up with current trends and events so i present to you
THE DECEMBER ISSUE OF NUMBER TWO'S BI BI BI WEEK AND A HALF LY
FEAST YER BRAINS ON THIS SNAFU
STUPIDITY IS A DIS-EASE OF THE MIND
CHINA IS DOIN EXPERIMENTS IN QUANTUM TELEPORTATION
THANK YOU WIKILEAKS(support the mirrors. censorship more like censor scared shitless. only 837 documents out of 251,287. release em all baby. apparently there's even stuff on UFO'S! fuck the man and his dental plan)
USER CREATED REALITIES FINALLY PROVEN
UK GOVT DECIDES TO SAY UP YERS WITH THOUGHT AND LOGIC WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR DRUG POLICY
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT WE GOT OVER RASCISM........ IT'S STILL ALIVE AND KICKING!
HORNETS ARE POWERED BY SOLAR ENERGY
THE US OF A REMAINS A FASCIST STATE FILLED FULL OF PAWTY POOPERS AND DECREPIT SENILE MENOPAUSAL DINOSAURS
I refuse to post anythang on this since it is so incredibly fucking apparent.
-We got chaney taking bribes from the nigerians
-the fact that it's obviously a one party system controlled by a ruling corporate elite that is driven by fear and greed
-faith based groups got stimulus money. HELL MCDONALDS GOT STIMULUS MONEY
- the systematic forced "cuddling" for allowance to use transportation in complete disregard for the bill of rights or common decency/sense
and the list goes on.......... do yer own research ya loverly filthy schmucks
YOGA IS WITCHCRAFT
(apparently acupuncture too)
ISRAEL IS ACTUALLY A SATANIC STATE
DEMOCRACY FAILS WORLDWIDE BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE ITS ABOUT WORKING TOGETHER NOT ABOUT WHO WINS
CREATION OF MATTER?!?!?!? ENERGY PROBLEMS AND LIMITED RESOURCES A POSSIBLE THING OF THE PAST?!?!?!?!?!(how are ye gonna fight yer wars now boys?) HERE'S HOPIN'!
INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ARE MORE DEPRESSED AND SELF DESTRUCTIVE THAN DUMB FOLK
EVERYONE IS SCHIZOPHRENIC AND NEGATIVE OUTBREAKS ARE CAUSED BY BAD NEUROHEDONIC ENGINEERING (aka DENIAL aka EGO AND "I" IN SINGULAR FOR TOO LONG)
POSSIBILITY ABOUNDS FOR OTHER LIFE FORMS
WE HAVE A VERY TAKE RELATIONSHIP WITH MOTHER EARTH THAT WE HAVE AND ARE CONTINUALLY ABUSING
MEMORY MODIFICATION CREATES IDENTITY
THE WAR ON SOME DRUGS CONTINUES EPIC FAILURE OF CONSCIOUSNESS CTRL BUT AN ASTOUNDING SUCCESS IN REDUCING WORLD POPULATION
AFGHANISTAN TWO NOW LONGER THAN THE ORIGINAL
SEX MAGIC EXPLAINED (sorta. dr. reich is back baby)!
PEOPLE CAN BE DELUDEDLY INTOLERANT OR HAVE INCREDIBLY BORING DULL SEX LIVES THAT THEY USE TO BRING DOWN THOSE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE ONES THAT WORK aka ACTUALLY FUN (or perhaps they are just silly people who cling on to some rigidly dogmatic interpretation of some book that has inspired more genocides than any other, without questioning what the content is in said book)
CELEBRITY NEWS AT ALL TIME HIGH! A SIGN THAT MANY HAVE NO LIVES OR LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH OTHERS BECAUSE OF MATERIALISTIC SELF PITY/ SHEER UTTERLY MISPLACED BOREDOM
FAST FOOD HITS NEW er..... HEIGHTS
IT'S A MAD MAD MAD WORLD OF APES OUT THERE
GIVE 'EM HELL
FUCK `EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
The Magistar Looney